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FUN FACTS, ANYONE?

I love exclamation points and commas!!!!

I'm half Ukrainian and can speak it fluently (although my mom would disagree).

I'm half Italian, but can only eat it.

I have a lab/pit bull mix named Mojo who thinks his mission in life is to eat all the gum off the streets of NY.

All day, I dream about food and what kind of food I'm going to put on top of the food I plan to eat.

I can play four songs really well on the piano and used to fake play the clarinet in high school to be with my bff in the marching band.

I have #tallgirlprobs. My grandmother had to sew extra fabric to the bottom of my pants until 34" inseams became a thing. But by then I had already suffered from the wounds of adolescent ridicule.

I made a shorter friend cry this year when I changed her ceiling lightbulb. I'm now thinking of starting a business and calling it "Let There be Light", for women who don't need a man to light up their lives. 

I make perogies from scratch. That's how I make and keep friends .

 

FUN FACTS, ANYONE?

I'm half Ukrainian and can speak it fluently, (although my mom would disagree).

I'm half Italian, but can only eat it.

I had a lab/pit bull mix who passed away last year but I I think his soul has transferred to me. He used to think his life mission was to eat all the gum off the streets of NY. So now when I see gum on the street, I wrestle with conflicting thoughts of cleaning it up.

Ew, no I’m kidding!